Verses tossed together at the last minute, inspired by an H.L. Mencken essay portraying Pittsburgh as the most abysmally, hideously, unspeakably ugly place man has ever created. Mencken was a pretty funny guy, but you get the feeling that hanging out with him would’ve been like hanging out with a stand-up comic who’s always trying out his new material on whoever’s around, and after a while it would’ve stopped being funny.