SPECIAL NFC BONUS SONG: Maybe it’s different when you grow up in Green Bay or Cleveland, but for me football is about getting up on a Sunday morning, parking my ass in front of the TV with the paper and the appropriate food and drink, and sticking it out from pre-game at nine to post-game at four. Just like baseball is about hot dogs and peanuts and a day at the park, football is about flipping back and forth between games and putting off washing the car until it’s too dark to do it anyway. Besides that, I love the fact that Los Angeles just can’t be bothered to give a shit about the NFL. If the only thing your city is known for is its professional sports teams, I got news for you, chump: you don’t live in a real city.